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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Canadian Muslim? A Mooselim!!"

"How does a Scandinavian man catcall? ""Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take."""

"I saw Jesus trending and my heart dropped. My first thought was 'damn you 2016!' but then i realized it was just his birthday."

"I dig, She digs, He digs, They dig, We all dig.... Its a beautiful poem....very deep."

"I went to the Doctors today for a checkup He told me that I had one of the best digestive systems he'd ever seen. So today I'm celebrating superb bowel sunday."

"13 peer reviewed methods for determining whether or not an article is clickbait, number seven in particular has been shown to assist readers. Gotcha."

"Just found a scary-looking Pokemon on my living room sofa. But then I realised it was my mother-in-law."

"Hey guys keep up the ""Bush did 9/11"" tweets I think the pressure is really grinding his gears"

"PSA: Please don't call them dwarves... It's not the proper gnomenclature."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black."