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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack."
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"A catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar He orders a beer"
"Q: What do prisoners use to call each other? A: Cell phones."
"Why do gay people dress so well? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing!"
"Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting? He was addicted to crack."
"Ever wonder where the happiest place in the world is? It's gate 25 @ Kansas City airport after they announce 2hr delay for flight to NYC."
"when a goth has an identity crisis do they bleach all their clothes"
"My math teacher said I was average. How mean!"
"What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door? Matt"
"My roadside emergency kit is a black wig, a disco ball and a bottle of vodka. Might as well have fun while I wait to be murdered."