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Joke of the Day

"What terrorist group have the most cold blooded killers. ICES ASSASINS... (isis pun).."

"I love dead baby jokes They never get old"

"So I walked into the pharmacy the other day... because I needed to grab some condoms. As I was checking out, the clerk asked, ""do you need a bag for that?"" I replied, ""Nah, she's not that ugly."""

"How can you call someone and sound fabulous? Use a homophone."

"When I'm in a good mood I act like I'm I'm in a bad mood so nobody approaches me and ruins my good mood. Neat huh!"

"I feel bad for tailgating this minivan so closely but once I started watching Kung Fu Panda on his back seat TV I had to see it through."

"Did you hear about the Hollywood actress that got murdered...? Person 1: Her name was Reese, errr, Reese, Reese whatshername... Person 2: Witherspoon? Person 1: No, with a knife."

"Give a Nigerian a fish he'll eat for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince and start e-mailing people."

"What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team? The High Five"

"People say love is the best feeling ever. However I think finding a toilet right away when you have diarrhea is better."