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Joke of the Day

"I feel bad for tailgating this minivan so closely but once I started watching Kung Fu Panda on his back seat TV I had to see it through."

"What's the difference between a light bulb and my pregnant girlfriend? I can unscrew a lightbulb."

"What do you call a pair of sadomasochists who break up as soon as the going gets tough? Fair leather friends"

"What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? Shut up."

"What's the hardest part of telling your parents that you're gay? getting up their front stairs in your rollerblades"

"""97% of the world's population is homosexual."" - survey based on YouTube comments"

"I was wondering how the truck was getting so big... Then it hit me."

"I think Hillary Clinton will be the best president. If she couldn't screw Bill, how can she screw America?"

"Why did the mermaid wear sea shells? Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)"

"Have you heard about the man born with five cocks? His pants fit him like a glove."