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Joke of the Day

"How can you call someone and sound fabulous? Use a homophone."

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity .... It's impossible to put down."

"What did the right breast say to the left breast in the mirror? You look like a right tit in that."

"*puts on sports bra* Well, that's enough exercise for today..."

"My new neighbor's super hot but I haven't tried to take her out yet... When I checked the oven, she wasn't quite done."

"I don't mind lesbians, actually. They're still women who won't sleep with me, but at least it's nothing personal."

"I Once Knew A Friend Who Got Mauled By Dogs His name was Ramsay. I have to give credit to my friend for this joke and thought to share it."

"Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!"

"Beware of Advice from Successful People They don't want company."

"what's going on with people who are mad at movies that last longer than 90 minutes but happily watch an entire season of TV in one day"