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Joke of the Day

"When I'm in a good mood I act like I'm I'm in a bad mood so nobody approaches me and ruins my good mood. Neat huh!"

"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink... However, you can certainly stand there until it gets thirsty."

"What do you call an English rock band that is high? THE ROLLING STONED!"

"Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers? Math hue."

"I had a step ladder... ...but I've never met my 'real' ladder."

"A man ended up in hospital today, covered in wood and hay, with a horse inside him. His condition is described as stable."

"I've been messing about with my ouija board and i asked it if i was gonna get laid tonight. The pointer keeps gliding between the H and the A. It's been half an hour now...."

"Alphaterrorism Part of the alphabet has been destroyed in a terrorist attack. It's not yet known which letter had anything to do with the atrocity, but early reports suggest G had."

"I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy... ...but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque."

"Why do the French only eat one egg for breakfast? In France, one egg is un oeuf"