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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a shekel."

"Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!"

"Apparently, lifting your feet so she can reach underneath, Is NOT considered ""helping her vacuum."" Lesson learned, fellas. Lesson learned."

"Did you hear about the man that threw a mineral at the cops? The police said it was a salt."

"Whats the most handiest tool ever? A Hand!"

"Q: What happens if you cross a goldfish's brain with a dog? A: I don't know, but it's great at chasing submarines"

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a jew? The boy scout comes home from camp."

"I am not a racist (Nsfw) Racism is a crime, crime is for black people. I don't mean to hurt anyones feelings! A coworker just told me this."

"I work for the world's biggest NanoTechnology company We're not very good"

"What is your best ""Yo mama"" joke?"