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Joke of the Day

"A man walked into a bar... don't worry...he was fine he just had a minor bump on his head."

"The biggest difference between mistletoe and camel toe is the length of the kiss."

"Old people love My grandma rubbed butter on granddad's feet when he was ill. He went downhill fast after that."

"How do you protect yourself from ghosts? Hide in the living room."

"Last week I ordered a vault and some speakers Today they arrived, safe and sound."

"Did you know Jesus had a Ford That's why he walked everywhere"

"Why can't you trust a person with two butts? Because they're bi-assed."

"[my 1st day as a doctor] I can't find a pulse [patient] that's a trashcan. I'm over here [me] hold on, I think this trashcan is dying"

"Whats the difference between Jelly and Jam? I cant jelly my dick in your mouth"

"[Arouses Suspicion] Suspicion: I don't want to ruin our friendship."