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Joke of the Day
"Did you know Jesus had a Ford That's why he walked everywhere"
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"I'm using an old Indian trick in order to wake myself up early: Eating several large curries right before bed."
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"Every woman is wrong until she starts crying... Then she's right."
"When you assassinate, you make an ass out of ass innate."