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Joke of the Day

"Cows How does a farmer count cows? On a cowculater :D:D (ya its crap)"

"How is Donald Trump going to get rid of the Mexicans if elected? Pesticide"

"How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, you fucking racist!"

"I've never met a group of people more worried about their ""privacy"" than the people on Facebook that share EVERYTHING about themselves."

"I can explain the casting for Thor. Norse mythology describes him as a ""hauntingly beautiful blonde lady"""

"a midget started a fight in... a mini-bar"

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. ~ Will Shriner"

"Why don't black people dream? Because we killed the last one that did."

"Been reading about instinctive behaviors. Apparently, my natural reaction to seeing an attractive woman is a Fixed Action Pattern (in short, FAP)."

"What did the type setter sing while he worked? I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!"