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Joke of the Day
"How is Donald Trump going to get rid of the Mexicans if elected? Pesticide"
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"I woke up with a horrible hangover today... I could have sworn she was beautiful last night."
"I told my therapist I don't wanna see her anymore. She said from what she's learned, that means I'll fuck her 3 more times."
"I put my grandma on speed dial. Instagram is a thing, right?"
"Life is like a packet of jelly beans Nobody likes the black ones"
"Damn girl I like the way you constantly change your profile pic to the one good picture of you from 2008."
"Just remember, you can't please everyone. So just focus on what's important, pleasing me."
"Where's the best place to explore? Rome."
"If Trump wins Im leaving the country if Clinton wins Im leaving the country Not a political post, I just love to travel"
"I think some of you need an exorcism not an intervention."