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Joke of the Day

"How is Donald Trump going to get rid of the Mexicans if elected? Pesticide"

"Did you hear about the ghoul's favorite hotel? It had running rot and mould in every room."

"What's the hardest part about roller skating?... Telling your dad you're gay."

"In 4th grade i pegged my gym teacher in the butt with a dodgeball then pretended to tie my shoes as he turned around. they were velcro"

"Subway should be taken to court. They force their male employees to make sandwiches for other people and that is clearly sexist."

"A bought my girlfriend bondage supplies as a gag gift She was at a loss for words"

"Snuck a peak at my therapist's notepad after telling her about my childhood, and it was just dollar signs."

"Beethoven hyping the crowd. Beethoven: YOU WANNA HEAR A SYMPHONY? *crowd cheers* Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

"Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia? Because he was Snowden"

"I used Bing to search something the other day. That's it. That's the whole joke."