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Joke of the Day

"whats the most popular drink at a nude beach? Sunny D"

"Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty? He doesn't pick up after himself."

"Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter & jelly Never mind I'm afraid you'll spread it"

"What's blue and hangs from a tree in my yard? Its my nigger, I can paint him whatever color I want."

"north carolina to sue over bathroom bill hillary: stop calling him that"

"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but they'd have to be really, *really* small."

"I played a blank CD at full blast yesterday ...the mimes next door went nuts."

"I'm starting to think the other moms might not like my nicknames for their kids."

"If you're suicidal and experience time backwards, then you're in luck! The only way you can commit suicide is by getting in some pussy."

"Accidentally dialed 911 so I set my neighbor's house on fire so I wouldn't look stupid."