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Joke of the Day
"I'm starting to think the other moms might not like my nicknames for their kids."
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"If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it... ...does a hipster buy it's album? Not mine but I love it."
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"Whenever your ex says, ""You'll never find someone like me,"" the answer to that is, ""That's the point."""
"Where do farm animals get their groceries? The pharmacy."
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"She'll be coming around the Mountain when she comes. - Mountain bragging."
"Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? He doesn't want anyone to know he's fucking a chicken."
"The supermarket ran out of soup. They were out of stock."
"Whatever you do always give 100 %. Unless you are donating blood."