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Joke of the Day

"Girls who say bestie are the worstie."

"what do you call a rock group with no bassist, drummer, singer or guitarist? Mount Rushmore"

"Woke up this morning and the alarm clock was laughing at me....then I realized it was upside down and the time was 7:07"

"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the boy? Hey Kid, go easy on the candy! Probably been here before, I just thought it was hilarious for some reason."

"Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself? He was already suspended."

"Most useless fish. Mermaid"

"How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb? [OC] Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite."

"Just got a holiday card from a doctor addressed to the dead guy who used to live here. Sending back a card that says ""You suck at your job."""

"What idiot called it ""insomnia"" and not ""resisting a rest""?"

"Why was the horse kicked out of the country western bar? He was a homosexual."