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Joke of the Day
"What idiot called it ""insomnia"" and not ""resisting a rest""?"
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"Paranoid? I don't even know what that word means. I don't have time to learn new words, people are trying to kill me."
"What's the best joke you've heard"
"I just watched ""the Martian"" - What an unrealistic movie... ...Sean Bean survives."
"How do you organise a space party? You planet."
"Just went too deep with a Q-Tip and now I can't do math."
"What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair black? Artificial intelligence."
"How do you burn an Irishman ear? Ring him while he's ironing..."
"Y'know, the KKK actually do have some good points on their hats"
"Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee? Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)"