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Joke of the Day

"what do you call a rock group with no bassist, drummer, singer or guitarist? Mount Rushmore"

"What do a Catholic Priest and McDonald's have in common? Both like to stick their meat in 10 year old buns."

"How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics? They take their prison population and school population to Rio."

"Did you hear about the organic compound who became a bully? Mean ether."

"Scott. Scott goes to a party Scott knocks on the door Scott is greeted by more popular kids Scott is excluded from the party Scott no friends"

"If you couldn't tell, I am into fitness. Fitness whole slice of pizza into my mouth!"

"Reddit: I'm looking for some offensive jokes, lets hear em! It doesn't matter if you or I are offended, only that SOMEONE is offended."

"I tried to sell a Native American some land.... ...but he told me he had his reservations."

"In September a 127 yr old woman passed away, which we already KNOW is a lie bc the earth isn't even 127 yrs old. Don't be ignorant."

"Mom asked if I wanted to race toy cars with my neighbor Chucky. I responded, ""Nah, that's child's play."""