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Joke of the Day
"Why are families only allowed 1 child in China? The government is opposed to euthanasia."
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"Little kid making faces at you from his bus window? Follow him home and make faces through his window at night."
"Why don't little girls fart? They don't get assholes until they're married! (My favorite joke to tell to un-piss off a pissed off woman after I've pissed her off with a woman joke)"
"How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them."
"The second best ""asm"" is ""sarc."""
"Strategy du jour for combating 5 & 7yo's over-competitiveness: ""First person to say it's a race loses."""
"God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then he made the earth round.......and laughed and laughed and laughed."
"Did you hear the news about the failed plan to send ISIS a shipment of deactivated bomb vests? People are surprised it's blowing up."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tool Time Barbie ...ncludes tool belt which she has no idea what to do with"
"My body is a temple But only because it hates Palestine. *Anthony Jeselnik*"