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Joke of the Day

"Was talking to a friend about taking many baths a day. ""There's no harm in taking baths repeatedly unless you are soap."""

"Strange that the people who make duck face in photos are the same ones who always refuse to eat bread"

"Apple said they are building a new car. Apple said they are building a new car but they are having trouble installing windows."

"Google is now filtering out Holocaust denier websites from searches Now we will nazi those results."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the P is silent."

"Never trust a man wearing more than 0 necklaces"

"What do you call a bodyless person, without a nose? Nobody Nose."

"My left buttcheek fell asleep. I'm Half-assing everything I do for the next ten minutes."

"*texts god* Me: yo, can we add ""being a grammar nazi"" to the list of sins? Their annoying. God: *they're"

"Did you hear about the kid who fixed the Internet? The Internet: 7/10 The Internet with Rice: 10/10"