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Joke of the Day

"What's a zombie's favorite snack? Fritos"

"Dark humor is like a child with terminal cancer It never gets old"

"What are the Rolling Stones better at than the Bee gees? Stayin' Alive"

"The Bra Joke A bra walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The barman says ""I can't serve you, you're off your tits"""

"Man, I really wish I'd noticed that rubber ducky in the toilet BEFORE I pooped."

"Hey baby, I'm a power source, and you're the kind of resistor i'd like to deliver my load to."

"Did you hear about the Bob Marley impersonator? He's dreadful."

"Fitness tip: It's absolutely crucial to take ""rest days"" when working out so you don't get hurt. I've recently taken over 300 of them."

"I tried killing a spider with kindness, but found that a shoe was much more effective"

"Me: There has to be a way I can lose weight! Friend: Eat healthy? Exercise? Me: No, that's not it. Keep thinking! We'll figure this out."