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Joke of the Day

".@WebMD Should blood basically be cascading out of my nose when I look at the sun ?"

"Erectile Dysfunction Nature's way of saying ""No hard feelings""."

"At the doctor's... - Sir, you need to stop masturbating. - Why, doc? - So I can start examining you!"

"[nsfw] why do Jewish women prefer circumcised men? They'll take anything that's 30% off"

"My wife said she's breaking up with me, because of my obsession with rhyming, I nearly choked on my tea, what terrible timing!"

"What is Atheism? A non-prophet organization."

"I want to get stoned like I cheated on my Iranian husband."

"Did you hear about the guy who accidentally took a ride on a dolphin? He's not sure if he did it on porpoise."

"Religion is a multi-billion dollar industry and those benefiting financially from it will do everything in their power to keep the con going."

"Oh you like Oreos? Name five of their albums. And I'm talking their obscure shit like watermelon, none of this main stream birthday cake shi"