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Joke of the Day

"Just got nominated for an Oscar for my role as ""man surprised his credit card was declined"""

"Losing a husband can be hard: in my case it was almost impossible."

"Why did the feminist cross the road? How dare you question the decisions of someone just because she's a woman!"

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese!"

"the Grinch was a religious minority w/ legitimate issues of systematic injustice & economic discrimination & the movie about him is bigotry"

"My dream job? That's easy: Be one of those Muppets that sit up in balcony making fun of everyone. That's Old School Twitter."

"What has 60 legs and 8 teeth? The front row of a Country concert"

"I like my women how I like my coffee Not breathing ( )"

"If they grew up in the same house and shared a pet, siblings have the same porn name and I think that's just SICK."

"Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps? Because they got no beef."