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Joke of the Day

"Good Girls & Bad Girls! Difference Between Good Girls And Bad Girls Good Girls Open Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere, But Bad Girls Open All Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot!"

"Dealing with the death of a family member knock knock. Who's there? Not mommy. Ever again."

"Where does the king keep his armies? in his sleevies!"

"These two blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it."

"A man on an airplane was having a heart attack The stewardess asked if anyone on board was a doctor. A man replies, ""I'm a vegan!"""

"What do you call a feminist from LA? A SoCal Justice Warrior."

"Why did God have no sense of humor when putting the planets in order? because he didn't want to put Uranus at the end of the solar system"

"Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?? She was a woman"

"What kind of weed do reptiles smoke? Mariguana."

"If Taylor Swift wasn't a famous singer, I bet she'd be crazy fucking annoying on Facebook."