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Joke of the Day
"Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road? Because of you."
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"Sean Bean is the Narrator for Civilization VI So I guess he dies after the Bronze Age or ...?"
"Someone called me lazy today... I almost replied."
"Home Alone 6: Homeland Security - Everyone in Washington D.C. has gone on vacation and left Kevin in charge!"
"What sound does a 747 make when it bounces? boeing boeing boeing"
"How come I was wide awake while watching the Wall Street sewuel CAUSE MONEY NEVER SLEEPS!!!"
"My friends asked me what I liked about Switzerland Well the flags a big plus."
"Did you hear about the woman who got caught with pot in her fake breasts? It was a huge drug bust"
"I'm going to start a charity for the clinically insane. Gonna call it ""Fundamental"""
"I lost two things today. My virginity... ...and my job at the morgue."