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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the houses that fell in love? It was a lawn-distanced relationship"
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"People say cannibals are disgusting human beings But this one tastes pretty good"
"Naming a dog after alcohol is cute until they run away and you scream their name until your neighbor brings you a bottle to shut you up."
"There was a homeless guy walking down my street.. I was gonna give him a few bucks but his sign said: ""ONE DAY IT MIGHT BE YOU"". I put the money back in my pocket just in case he's right."
"When in Rome... Crucify Jesus"
"Nu Finish makes a Scratch Doctor to get unwanted scratches out of your car... They should make a Biatch Doctor!"
"I'm addicted to soap But I'm clean now"
"This is why I don't tell Math jokes The average maths joke is pretty mean"
"Maybe we should be focussing less on Goldilocks and more on why Mama and Papa bear don't sleep in the same bed anymore."
"I thought kegels were like Jewish bagels...boy was I wrong"