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Joke of the Day

"I tried playing UNO with all my Mexican friends... ... but they kept stealing all the green cards!"

"Why are women such bad drivers? Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom."

"My sense of humor has been described as ""please stop"" and ""you're ruining dinner"""

"Apparently a lion has won a talent show in South Africa The judges said it had roar talent"

"Dis earing letters? There's an 'app' for that."

"What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? Both fun to ride just don't let your friends see you doing it."

"The Energizer bunny as been arrested! He was charged with battery. EDIT: ""H"" key on my damn keyborad."

"Hell hath no fury like this woman attempting to type ""scorned"" and having it autocorrected to ""scrotum"" 13 times in a row."

"Me: Can I have some of your candy? 3-year-old: Can I have some of your beer? Me: 3: Me: 3: Me: Deal. Wife: NO!"

"How do you turn a link on r/jokes purple? You choke the shit out of him"