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Joke of the Day

"Dating tip: Don't do it, a disturbingly high percentage of people are actually flesh eating insects in human suits. Just stay home instead."

"Apparently the Brexit is inspiring other countries to hold their own referenda, and could lead to the breakup of the EU. Could this be The Final Countdown for Europe?"

"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it."

"Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested? Because he needed one."

"CROSS THE ROAD... MONKEY Q: Why did the monkey cross the road? A: So he could get spanked."

"What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments? Faithbook"

"What do you call a sleep walking nun? A Roman Catholic"

"You know what they say about men that live in glass houses... They beat their wives in the basement."

"When someone tries to tell me they can't do something, I'm like ""you ever hear of the Power of Grayskull?"""

"What expression would be the worst if taken literally? Shit a brick."