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Joke of the Day

"I once dated a model, but I always preferred the earlier versions. This particular one was not very user-friendly, she was high-maintenance and my friends would always borrow her for personal use."

"A boy was texting a girl... Boy: How do you spell me Girl: M e Boy: You forgot the d Girl: There's no d in me Boy: Not yet"

"I am getting around to writing my essay on herbs for my botany class... It's about thyme"

"What did the pissed off guy say when he landed in Thailand Phuk-et!"

"Yo gurl is your dad in prison? 'cause if I was your dad I'd be in prison."

"Our homemade guacamole turned darker green after sitting out for awhile Seems like after hitting the air, it guacsidized."

"The people on the internet are so friendly.... One guy called me bro, and he even said my story was cool."

"Why's it a good idea to have a threesome with 2 Vietnamese girls? It's usually a Nguyen/Nguyen."

"at library ME: This book wasn't helpful at all! LIBRARIAN: Why? What's the problem? BIRD: [mockingly] ""Why? What's the problem?"""

"""Boob"" The word ""Boob"" is the Perfect word. The B looks like a top view of them, the 2 Os look like a front view, and the b looks like a side view. perfectly engineered!"