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Joke of the Day
"Love is like Wi-Fi You can't see it, but you'll know when you lose it."
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"What's the difference between Al'qaeda and civilians? Beats me I just fly the drone!"
"As hillbillies age, they're called hillwilliams."
"Curious that it's always a female computer voice that calmly announces self-destruct sequences and other violent disasters."
"A wise man once said... absolutely nothing. He let her vent and then they had sex afterward."
"people get sad when a bird flys into a window but when i do it its a big hassle"
"Why did all the guys like the bus driver? She was busty."
"Half Indian I have a friend who's half Indian. Ian."
"What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee? A Mugging."
"Why can't ghosts make babies? They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out."