154844
Joke of the Day
"If the voices in my head had a British accent, I would do what they say more often."
Next Joke
"This presidential race in America has taught us at least one thing. Once you go black you can go back."
"*sees a spider* I'm going to kill him *turn around to get a shoe* *turns back around and spider has 8 shoes* Alright, let's be cool here"
"The US Judicial system"
"At A Bar A very large group of photons walked out of a bar. The bartender looked up, and saw nothing."
"Have you seen the prices of Almonds and Cashews? They're nuts."
"Had to put my dog down today... I just didn't expect him to be so heavy!"
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a gynecologist? A gynecologist will shake a woman's hand before grabbing their pussy."
"What does a Jedi use to open files? Adobe-wan Kenobi"
"What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !"