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Joke of the Day
"On your mark, get set, go f*ck yourself."
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"1) Pull black socks to knees 2) Wear sandals 3) Wear Magnum PI shorts 4) Make ball sack slightly visible -Grandpa's guide to lawn mowing"
"son i wanted to let u know u were adopted my dad said are u kidding rlly i shouted yup get ready he said they'll be picking you up in about a hour"
"What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs? A stairorist."
"To take revenge, I'LL EAT CHINESE."
"Guys who resent their friends for not sharing their hair products are gel less."
"Why did the duck get arrested? because he was smoking quack!"
"What's the difference between an Irishman and a bottle of whiskey? The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old."
"How boring my life has become! The only time I hear myself say, ""I'm coming"" is when I'm trying to tell my dog I'm getting his food ready!"
"Is your penis Ant-man? Because whenever it's time to impress, it shrinks."