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Joke of the Day
"Is your penis Ant-man? Because whenever it's time to impress, it shrinks."
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"What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud? They were PRONOUNS dead"
"Price of 2x4's : 9$. Price of some nails: 3.50$. Price of a hammer:15$ The world after a Crucifixion: Christless."
"What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined? Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders."
"A Roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says, ""I'll take five beers, please."""
"Why does ""new and improved"" always end up ""expensive and shitty""?"
"There are 10 types of people in this world... ... those who can read binary those who can't and those who weren't expecting a ternary joke Edit: word"
"My goal weight is for it not to look like I'm having a stroke when I yawn."
"i get ignored so much my name should be terms and conditions"
"did you write ""call Gary in HR for lots of really disappointing and hairy sex"" on the bathroom stall? [wearing my ""I hate gary"" tshirt]: no"