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Joke of the Day

"1) Pull black socks to knees 2) Wear sandals 3) Wear Magnum PI shorts 4) Make ball sack slightly visible -Grandpa's guide to lawn mowing"

"What was the first treacherous thing said? Adam you gotta try this!"

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick."

"Good Joke ..Not"

"If there isn't a Chinese millionaire called 'Cha Ching' I will be so disappointed."

"People ask me why I don't have any tattoos. I tell em "" would you put a bumper sticker on your ferrari?"

"Great news! Chipotle is giving out thousands of free burritos tomorrow! That means I'll be seeing thousands of you by this weekend!"

"Researchers recently unveiled a device will launch stinging insects at high speeds. It has beegun."

"So a horse comes into a bar.. Wait... or was it a man. OK. so this horse comes into a man."

"How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start piling up."