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Joke of the Day
"I was raised as an only child. Which really pissed my brothers off."
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"You're so ugly that when you went to turn on your car stereo it overheated, fizzled, died out and started playing Who Let The Dogs Out"
"What is colder than the dwarf planet Pluto? Legal judgements against fathers"
"Today I saw two little kids fighting. As the only adult nearby, I had to step in. Those kids didn't stand a chance."
"What do you call someone who would do *anything* for a chocolate snack cake? A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)"
"A bug is just a bug until you put one on someone's face."
"A man walks into a bar, looks at the bartender and says...... please fill in a punch line"
"When the cashier asks for my signature, I just write ""HELP ME"" while maintaining eye contact"
"I wish I was as skinny as I was the first time I thought I was fat."
"When accused by a woman a man's first instinct is to deny. We're not lying, we're just buying time to remember what you're talking about..."