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Joke of the Day
"People ask if I saw any 'Red Flags'... Well, I was an anarcho-capitalist and she was a Hoxhaist..."
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"How can a room full of couples be empty? There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha"
"ME: This electric toothbrush knocked a few of my teeth loose. DENTIST: That's an egg beater."
"A fool proof way to never feel lonely. If you're ever feeling lonely, watch a horror movie. You won't feel alone anymore."
"Nobody's phone is ever off. They're lying."
"Why did the atheist chicken cross the road To get away from Churchs"
"What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea? ""Your Seoul is mine!"""
"What is Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1"
"So we need to go over your drug history... Let me stop you there. It's gonna be quicker if I just tell you the ones's I haven't done."
"What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa? Outtagascar"