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Joke of the Day
"ME: This electric toothbrush knocked a few of my teeth loose. DENTIST: That's an egg beater."
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"A White House aide tells Donald Trump that one hundred people will attend his next event. ""A hundred thousand people?"" Trump asks, ""Do we even have enough room for 1.5 million people?"""
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