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Joke of the Day
"China's number 1 brand of Protein? I-Whey-Whey"
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"Amazing how a fight can break out at the grocery store over something as simple as knocking over someone's cart and demanding they fight you"
"The worst thing about admitting you're an alcoholic is that people will expect you to stop drinking."
"What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom? A pick pocket snatches watches."
"Why do Marxists drink herbal tea? Because all proper tea is theft."
"Blah blah blah employee handbook, just get to the point where you say if you're gonna drug test me or not"
"What do you call a letter from a feminist? Hate male."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they are dead."
"What's red and moves up and down? A tomato in an elevator :)"
"[sees crush] Oh you're going to the mall? Wow weird me too. I totally need a new *tries to think of something at the mall* escalator"