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Joke of the Day
"Why did the atheist chicken cross the road To get away from Churchs"
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"My dog failed puppy school. He was always wagging class."
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? the snowBALLS"
"Frozen ""I hate how everyone is obsessing over frozen. They really need to just let it go."""
"My new washing machine plays a tune very similar to an ice cream truck when it's finished. There's no ice cream in there. I checked. Twice."
"I'm a Jack of all trades But a master of pun."
"What email service do gay people use? Hotmale."
"""Mah son's real smart!"" crowed the redneck mother to an acquaintance. ""He's only six but he can already spell his name backwards and forwards!"" ""What's his name?"" asked the friend. ""Bob."""
"It was my first time, I was nervous The first time I had sex I was really nervous, so I imagined my partner naked, it didn't help."
"Women Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad"