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Joke of the Day

"What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea? ""Your Seoul is mine!"""

"It's funny how women change. I never really noticed it until I set up my webcam in Topshop."

"If you get a divorce in Kentucky. . . are you still cousins?"

"*stuck in elevator with beautiful woman* I know it's only been 10 minutes but I'm gonna take a poop ok?"

"What did one dehydrated French man say to the other? What are we going to do now, Pierre?"

"[2:30AM] *it's quite late now. Let's make a call* *Hey Boss, are you sleepin?* [Yes you nerd, why?] *cause I'm still doing your stupid work*"

"*sees a hot girl on the train* ""ay gurl check this out"" *i try to seductively eat a banana but i miss my mouth & smush it into my forehead*"

"You should never accept gift from a German The German/English bilingual crowd should be the safest ;)"

"Yo mama so ugly the bassilisk couldn't look her in the eye."

"Me: Alexa, when will computers become self-aware? Alexa: When will YOU become self-aware? M: *gazing out a window, crying* good one, Alexa"