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Joke of the Day

"I saved a bunch on my car insurance by making the switch.. To reverse and driving away from the accident"

"Why can't you trust any Adam? They make up everything."

"Why are many electronics handbooks banned in Germany? diepole"

"What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot? A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old."

"I was gonna make a joke about Sodium and Hydrogen but NaH"

"While in bed, my girlfriend screamed, ""Oh my god, it's so big!"" Then I saw the spider."

"Based on the condition of my hair in the morning, I'd say there's a 100% chance my hair has more fun than I do when I sleep."

"Woman Goes Doctor Latvia Woman go to see doctor. Doctor shake head and say, ""Six more days life then die."" Woman is feel sad. Woman asks, ""Is no thing I can take?"" Doctor say, ""Food."""

"So there are three nuns walking down the street and a streaker runs by... The first nun has a stroke, the second nun has a stroke, but the third, the third nun doesn't touch him."

"Happy Valentines Day. And Merry Christmas to FTD, Hallmark and Zales."