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Joke of the Day

"Based on the condition of my hair in the morning, I'd say there's a 100% chance my hair has more fun than I do when I sleep."

"Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege!"

"So a father comes into his sons room.. And asks him: How are you? His son then answers: I'm fine thanks."

"Did you hear about the time Eddy's sister tried to make a birthday cake ? The candles melted in the oven."

"What do you call Mary Janes vagina? A peter parker."

"Whenever my wife forces me to write my own message on a bday card, I write it on top of her's and copy exactly what she wrote."

"I realised I've got a road rage problem when my five-year-old daughter shouted... ...""Pick a fucking lane,you dickhead!"" While sitting in my grocery trolley."

"Why did the dolphin apologize? He didn't do it on porpoise."

"With the right person, there is no such thing as inappropriate behavior."

"What do you get if you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?"