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Joke of the Day

"Two condoms drive by a gay bar... One turns to the other and says ""let's get shit-faced!"""

"Why even ask how my weekend was if you're just going to interrupt me halfway through to say, ""Yeah, I saw your Facebook post."""

"How do blind doctors deliver babies? With a can't c-section."

"I think my niece has a burgeoning slip 'n slide addiction Once you go down one, it's just a slippery slope."

"Valve Half-life 3 confirmed"

"Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ? Because he didn't want to be recognised !"

"You have the face of a saint. Which one? Saint Bernard."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Wait a sec...I am gay"

"I could tell a joke... but I'm not funny. Sorry. Please don't kill me."

"My friend got a nice new ride, but no one wants to drive him around in it Now he's got all that car and nothing to chauffeur it."