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"What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes? Rick Grimes has two I's...."
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"Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary? Because he wanted to get more definition."
"Everyone at my funeral gets a stun gun. The last person standing gets all my stuff."
"What did the redneck say to his girlfriend after they broke up? ""Its ok, we can still be cousins."""
"While getting the newspaper, I thought the neighbor admired my new boxers a bit too much. 'Til I felt a breeze. And remembered a button."
"Life is a lot like a game of golf... Too many strokes and you loose."
"I bought my retarded son a Komodo dragon, but for safety reasons we keep him in his cage. Away from the Komodo dragon."
"I got pulled over by a female cop... When I rolled down my window to ask what was wrong, she said ""NOTHING"""
"Just another day in Portland Oregon http://i.imgur.com/JL86MY3.png"
"If your Uncle Jack helped you off a horse, would you help your Uncle Jack off a horse?"