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Joke of the Day

"I always put a crouton on my ice cream sundaes instead of a cherry. That way, it counts as a salad!"

"Only in Scotland, will you ever see a man take a piss on a door, then open it and walk inside. (credit: Frankie Boyle)"

"Scientists have discovered a Gene that makes women more receptive to threesomes It's a recessive gene though, so both parents have to not love her for the trait to manifest."

"What's black and doesn't work? Decaf coffe... you racist"

"My local post office uses four checkouts unless it's really busy; then they use one."

"#wecanlandonacometbutwecant let a comet land on us. - Yakov Smirnoff"

"Trump supporters are so uneducated! Now give us that sweet prosperous socialism! *walks onto the highway*"

"Why did the fox cross the road? It was chassing after the chicken!"

"With the holidays upon us, please dont forget what they stand for. Family, friends & punching strangers at the mall because they cut in line"

"What do you call a Sandwich with legs? Bready Legs"