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Joke of the Day

"How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn? 'Allo-cate"

"Have you heard the story about the suicide bomber? I haven't but I heard it is BLOWING up"

"Amazon review: Amazon river DO NOT GO HERE! Everything tries to kill you, plus they don't even have free shipping."

"So my friends and I were having a debate over Mortal Komabt We concluded Sub-Zero is definitely cooler than Scorpion"

"It's like my Mom used to say, always keep a positive pregnancy test around in case you need to ruin a man's life."

"If there's a sock on my doorknob... It means I'm having sex with the other one."

"Why did the Vietnamese woman get a career as a prostitute? Because she likes Dongs."

"Scientist1: You got any Sodium Hypobromite? Scientist2: NaBrO"

"haha sucks for women that they have to sit down to poop"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7's a nigger."