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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the murdered essay? They can't find the body."

"how do you get a 78 year old lady to scream f**k?! get another 78 year old lady to yell BINGO! waka waka!"

"This may be a bit messed up. If you eat one thing a lot, people tend to joke that you'll ""become it"". I used to eat vegetables. Guess what I became."

"The last thing I remember was my Mom telling me to ""Take Care"". I did, and now Liam Neeson is chasing me."

"I thought about logging into Myspace, but the Delorean is in the shop."

"How do you tell a real Ferrari from a fake one? You take a pocketknife and scrape off some of the paint on the hood. If it's a real Ferrari... someone will kick your ass."

"Yesterday i accidentally cut off the left side of my body! Im all right now."

"How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles? nail the other hand to the floor."

"What do you call a fish without an eye? A Fsh"

"What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit"