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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell a real Ferrari from a fake one? You take a pocketknife and scrape off some of the paint on the hood. If it's a real Ferrari... someone will kick your ass."

"Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany? Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!"

"Why does a chicken coup have two doors? If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!"

"I asked Barack Obama if we could get together later, and he said Yes We Can!"

"Today my dad died in a scuba accident It was a very depressing situation"

"Hired a Mexican gondolier... ...his name was Pedro."

"If God had a sense of humor, he would have asked Noah to bring a pair of termites on board."

"Why can't women drive? Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom."

"What did the zoo employee say to the big cat? ""Why you always lion?"""

"Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito? Because an itch in time saves nine."