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Joke of the Day
"I thought about logging into Myspace, but the Delorean is in the shop."
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"What is iron man without his suit? Stark naked."
"Why female sys-admins restart systems more often then men? Because they love those new boots!"
"I'll catch you later: Cool thing to say to a friend, scary thing to say to a child."
"What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch? Namaste"
"My father found the cure for gonorrhea. It was under the TV guide where he left it."
"I've been procrastinating on lots of projects which means I've been multitasking all morning which means I've earned a nap."
"When god gives you AIDS... Make Lemon AIDS!!!"
"Getting asked 'you want a fork' by a hot Chinese waitress is misleading as fork to my american ears"
"[holding an acorn] ""do you still love me?"" Wife yells outside- ""that's not even the same squirrel as yesterday!"" ""Shaddup you!"""