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Joke of the Day
"How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles? nail the other hand to the floor."
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"Referenced my previous girlfriend in an academic paper It was very ex-citing"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Agatha ! Agatha who ? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin ?"
"*boss trying to relate to younger employees* ""Excited for the weekend? I know I'll be *looks down at Wikipedia print-out* Yoloing for sure!"""
"If you're a vegan w a gluten allergy who doesn't own a TV do you put it on a business card or just wait to force it into every conversation?"
"What Did the Dog Say to the Chipmunk? Woof."