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Joke of the Day

"Based on the amount of laundry I did today I have to assume there are people living in this house I haven't met yet."

"This is how I like to review my books: I look at their prose and cons."

"I've seen this joke here before, so I changed it and I think it's better. A Jewish boy asks his dad for $50... And his dad gives it to him!!! Ha ha!"

"Pavlov That name rings a bell..."

"Why do they call them rapeseeds? It's not like the flowers ever consented."

"Why did the cow go to the psychologist? She had a fodder complex."

"What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? Kanye"

"What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ? The deputy head !"

"I was sitting on an automatic toilet yesterday and it flushed underneath me before I was done. Scared the shit outta me."

"TIL Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate halloween.. guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their doors"