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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? Kanye"

"I think I'm a genius.... I just solved a rubiks cube so fast! It only took me 5 minutes and 25 seconds to peel off all the stickers."

"I didn't get the joke about the hot air balloon. I think it was over my head."

"Define ""no more Twitter or I will leave you."""

"PLEASE LEAVE CHRIS BROWN ALONE, in the woods, surrounded by a pack of wolves."

"The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the hear the word FACIAL"

"Two ducks are in a pond One says ""quack!"" The other says ""man, i was just about to say that!"""

"I guess it's time to face the reality that I just do not want to rock and roll all night. Nor do I wish to party eva-ree day."

"Circumcision jokes are.... ....pointless."

"Three cheers for rap music. Hip hop... \- Tim Vine"